May 17, 2025

Local Man Sets Record for Most Lawn Gnomes Stolen in a Single Night

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May 17, 2025

Local Man Shocked to Discover Black Panther Actually Mascot Costume at Texas Craft Fair

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May 17, 2025

Local Man Claims to Have Discovered Secret Ingredient In East Texas BBQ Sauce: Pine Sap

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May 16, 2025

Local Man Declares War on EastTexasNews.com for “Fake News” Claims

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May 16, 2025

Local Man Wins Award for Most Unsuccessful Fishing Trip in Polk County History

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May 16, 2025

Polk County Man Declares Front Yard a Sovereign Nation, Requests U.N. Recognition

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May 16, 2025

Local Man Accidentally Joins East Texas News Cult, Now Only Speaks in Headlines

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May 16, 2025

Local Man’s Attempt to Break World Record for Most Biscuits Eaten Foiled by Lack of Gravy

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May 15, 2025

Local Man Claims to Have Caught Bigfoot in Lake Livingston, Turns Out to Be Just a Really Hairy Fisherman

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May 15, 2025

Local Man Discovers Bigfoot Selling Handmade Crafts at Texas Craft Fair in Polk County

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