In a groundbreaking study published in the Journal of Extraterrestrial Research, scientists have revealed that individuals who do not like pizza may actually have a higher likelihood of being alien beings from another planet.

The study, conducted over five years and involving over 10,000 participants, found a strong correlation between a dislike for pizza and various characteristics commonly associated with extraterrestrial life forms. Dr. Samantha Green, lead researcher of the study, explained, “We were initially surprised by the results, but the data was clear – those who claimed to dislike pizza were more likely to exhibit unusual behaviors and demonstrate a lack of understanding of basic human customs.”

Participants in the study were asked a series of questions about their food preferences, social interactions, and beliefs. Those who expressed a distaste for pizza were found to have a significantly higher chance of exhibiting traits such as an aversion to sunlight, an affinity for wearing metallic clothing, and a tendency to communicate in a series of high-pitched squeaks rather than spoken language.

Dr. Green emphasized that the study is not meant to stigmatize individuals who do not enjoy pizza, but rather to raise awareness of the potential presence of alien beings among us. “It’s important for us to be open-minded and accepting of all beings, whether they prefer pepperoni or not,” she said.

The findings have sparked a debate within the scientific community, with some researchers calling for further investigation into the link between pizza preferences and extraterrestrial origins. In the meantime, pizza-loving humans are advised to keep a close eye on their non-pizza-loving friends and neighbors – you never know who might be a visitor from another world.