LIVINGSTON, TX — In a shocking turn of events, local resident Billy Bob Jenkins is blaming the mysterious black panther sightings in Polk County on none other than his homeowners’ association (HOA). Jenkins claims that the strict rules and regulations imposed by the HOA have forced the elusive big cats out of hiding and into the streets of East Texas.

“I’ve been saying for years that the HOA is up to no good, but I never thought they’d go as far as summoning black panthers to terrorize our community,” said Jenkins, while clutching his shotgun protectively. “It’s like they want to keep us on our toes, always looking over our shoulders for the next big cat attack.”

The sightings of the black panther have caused quite a stir in the small town of Livingston, with residents reporting eerie growls in the night and paw prints larger than dinner plates found in their backyards. Local authorities have urged caution and advised residents to stay indoors after dark until the situation is resolved.

Meanwhile, the HOA has denied any involvement in the black panther sightings, stating that their primary focus is on enforcing neighborhood aesthetics and property values. “We have no interest in attracting large predatory animals to the area,” said HOA president Karen Smith. “We are simply here to make sure everyone’s lawns are well-maintained and their trash cans are hidden from view.”

Despite the denial, Jenkins remains convinced that the HOA is to blame and has started a petition to have them disbanded. “It’s time we take back control of our neighborhood before the HOA summons something even worse, like a Texas-sized alligator or a swarm of killer bees,” he declared.

As the mystery of the black panther sightings continues to unfold, one thing is for certain: in Polk County, Texas, you never know what might be lurking in your backyard, thanks to the ever-watchful eyes of the homeowners’ association.