Local Man Tired of Having to “Gather ‘Round the Ol’ Computer” for News, Demands Eastexasnews.com Deliver Print Edition to His Doorstep

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a move that has left the local community scratching their heads, long-time Polk County resident, Cletus Jenkins, has taken a stand against the digital era, demanding that eastexasnews.com provide a print edition of their website for his convenience.

“I’m just tired of havin’ to gather ’round the ol’ computer every mornin’ to get my news fix,” Jenkins lamented from his rocking chair on his front porch. “I reckon it’s time them tech folks at that eastexasnews site start caterin’ to folks like me who prefer their news in good ol’ fashioned print.”

Jenkins, who proudly proclaims himself to be “old-fashioned in a modern world,” has started a petition on change.org to rally support for his cause, with the goal of having eastexasnews.com produce a daily newspaper to be delivered to every household in Polk County.

“I tell ya, we need to bring back that feelin’ of holdin’ a paper in your hands, smudgin’ the ink with your fingers, and readin’ the news over a cup of coffee,” Jenkins passionately declared, waving his petition in the air.

The local community seems to be divided on the issue, with some applauding Jenkins for his determination to preserve tradition, while others question the practicality of such a demand in a digital age.

When reached for comment, the editor-in-chief of eastexasnews.com stated that while they appreciate Jenkins’ passion for print media, the website will remain solely digital for the time being.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear – Cletus Jenkins is not giving up his fight for a printed edition of eastexasnews.com anytime soon.

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