LIVINGSTON, TX—In a shocking revelation that has left the community stunned, local resident Linda Jenkins discovered that the highly anticipated Texas Craft Fair scheduled for this weekend in Polk County was, in fact, nothing more than a glorified yard sale.

Jenkins, who had eagerly marked the event on her calendar and saved up for weeks to splurge on handmade crafts and artisan goods, arrived at the fairgrounds only to be greeted with rows of folding tables covered in old Tupperware, mismatched furniture, and antique knick-knacks.

“I couldn’t believe it. I was expecting to see all these amazing handcrafted items and support local artists, but all I found were dusty trinkets and used clothing,” Jenkins lamented.

Organizers of the event, who had promoted the Texas Craft Fair as a showcase of the finest handmade goods in the region, have since issued a statement apologizing for the mix-up.

“We regret any confusion that may have occurred and acknowledge that our marketing may have been misleading. We will strive to improve our communication in the future,” the statement read.

Despite the disappointment, some attendees managed to find hidden gems among the sea of second-hand items. “I snagged a vintage cowboy hat and a cast iron skillet for a steal, so it wasn’t a total loss,” shared local resident Billy Bob Thornton.

In light of the controversy, organizers have promised to rebrand the event next year as the “Polk County Pagan Market,” featuring a mix of mystical goods and handmade crafts—hopefully redeeming themselves in the eyes of the community.

Stay tuned for updates on whether the Polk County Pagan Market lives up to its promises or if it turns out to be a surprise flea market in disguise.