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Crazy Cat Lady Claims Black Panther Spotted in East Texas; Locals Speculate it’s Just a Really Big House Cat

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Local Man Claims Black Panther Sighted in East Texas, Turns Out to Be Just Neighbor’s Cat

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Local Man Declares War on Armadillos After Decimating His Vegetable Garden

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Babe the Blue Ox Apprehended for Vandalism Spree in East Texas

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Local Man Loses Job After Refusing to Wear Cowboy Boots to Work

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Local Man Claims to Have Found the Last Remaining Patch of Bluebonnets in Polk County, Declares Himself King of Wildflowers

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Local Man Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Opening Alligator Petting Zoo, Accidentally Recreates Jurassic Park

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Headline: Study Finds People Who Don’t Like Pizza Have Higher Chance of Being Alien

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Headline: Local Man Sets World Record for Most Time Spent Searching for Lost TV Remote

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Headline: Study Finds that People Who Prefer Cold Pizza for Breakfast Are More Likely to Succeed in Life

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