Supporting Local Businesses • Sharing Real News • Adding Humor to Your Day
Welcome to OnalaskaTexas.com – your go-to source for local news, events, small business support, and East Texas flavor. Whether you’re from Onalaska, Livingston, Polk County, or anywhere along US-190, we’re here to connect you with the people, places, and stories that make this region one-of-a-kind.
🎯 Our Purpose
At our core, OnalaskaTexas.com exists to give local businesses in East Texas a free platform to promote themselves. If you own a small business, host a market booth, run a food truck, or provide a local service, you can be listed on our site at no cost. We believe in keeping it local and making it easier for the community to support each other.
Want to be featured? Reach out through our contact page or follow us on Facebook.
🗞️ Real News — With a Local Lens
We provide up-to-date coverage on everything from vendor markets and community events to local business spotlights and weather-related updates. You’ll find stories that matter, written by people who live right here in Onalaska and Livingston.
We focus on:
- Event guides for markets, fairs, festivals, and more
- Local business features and vendor updates
- Community happenings around Lake Livingston and Polk County
- Helpful guides for newcomers and long-time residents alike
🤪 Satire That Hits Close to Home
We also believe life’s too short not to laugh. That’s why we include light-hearted, satirical news stories based on the quirks of life in small-town Texas. Whether it’s a fake breaking news story about raccoons taking over the town or a dramatic retelling of someone stealing yard gnomes, our satire is written by locals, for locals—with love and a wink.
Think of us as your local mix of The Onion and the Farmers’ Almanac.
👥 Join Our Community on Facebook
We keep the conversation going on our growing Facebook group:
➡️ Livingston iTown on Facebook
This is where you’ll find:
- Memes, satire, and feel-good posts
- Real-time event updates and vendor promos
- Local chatter, lost pet posts, and neighborly nonsense
- A chance to share your business, ask for help, or just vent
📍 Who We Serve
We proudly serve residents and visitors in:
- Onalaska, Texas
- Livingston
- Cleveland
- Huntsville
- Lufkin
- And communities all around Lake Livingston and Polk County
If it happens in East Texas and people are talking about it, we probably are too.
💬 Let’s Connect
Whether you’re a small business owner, an event organizer, or just someone who loves small-town life with a side of humor, we want to hear from you.
📩 Want to get listed or collaborate? Contact us anytime.
📢 Got a local tip, business opening, or weird rumor? We love that too.
🔗 Explore More: Connect with Our Community
At OnalaskaTexas.com, our mission is to support local businesses and keep our community informed and entertained. Here are some ways you can engage with us and explore the vibrant life of Polk County and East Texas:
🛍️ Support Local Businesses
Discover and support small businesses in our area through our comprehensive Polk County Business Directory. Whether you’re looking for unique crafts, services, or local eateries, our directory connects you with the heart of our community.
📅 Stay Updated on Events
Never miss out on the latest happenings! Check out our Events Calendar for upcoming markets, festivals, and community gatherings. From the Texas Craft Fair to local town events, we’ve got you covered.
📰 Read Local News and Stories
Stay informed with real news and enjoy our satirical takes on local happenings. Our News Section offers a blend of factual reporting and humor to brighten your day.
🤝 Join Our Facebook Community
Connect with fellow residents and stay in the loop by joining our Facebook group: Livingston iTown. Share news, events, and engage in community discussions.
🌐 Trusted Local Resources
For more information and services in our area, explore these trusted local websites:
- Texas Craft Fair: A hub for local artisans and vendors.
- Polk County Enterprise: Your source for local news.
- Polk County Today: Up-to-date news and information.
- City of Livingston Official Website: Municipal services and information.
- Polk County Official Website: County services and resources.
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- Local Woman Convinced Texas Craft Fair Is a Government Conspiracy To Sell Tacky Oven Mitts
- Local Man Accidentally Joins Virtual City Council Meeting Thinking He Was Entering Online Poker Game
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- Local Man Launches Petition to Change Name of Polk County to ‘Bubba County’
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