LIVINGSTON, TX – In a shocking turn of events, local legend Babe the Blue Ox was arrested last night for a string of vandalism incidents across East Texas. The beloved companion of folk hero Paul Bunyan was caught red-handed spray painting wooden statues in town squares in Livingston, Onalaska, and surrounding areas.
Residents were left in disbelief as authorities apprehended the 7-foot-tall blue ox with a can of neon green spray paint in his clutches. “I always thought Babe was a gentle giant, but I guess even legendary creatures have their breaking points,” said local bartender and eyewitness, Travis Jenkins.
According to police reports, Babe left behind a trail of graffiti featuring phrases like “Paul Bunyan Sucks” and “Wood is Out, Metal is In.” The vandalism spree has left many in the community reeling, with some questioning the true nature of the once-beloved duo.
“I always looked up to Paul and Babe as symbols of strength and unity, but now I don’t know what to believe,” said local historian Martha Thompson. “I guess even mythical creatures can have a rebellious streak.”
Babe was taken into custody without incident and is currently being held at the Polk County Jail. Authorities are investigating whether Paul Bunyan may have been an accomplice in the crimes, but so far, they have found no evidence linking him to the graffiti spree.
As the community grapples with this shocking revelation, one thing is certain – legends are not always what they seem, and even the most iconic figures can have a dark side.
