June 2, 2025

Local Man Founds Eastexasnews.com, Immediately Declares Himself ‘King of Internet’

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June 2, 2025

Local Man Successfully Hunts Down Elusive WiFi Signal in Polk County Forest

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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June 1, 2025

Local Man Claims to Have Invented a Revolutionary New Fishing Technique: “Fishing with Squirrel Bait”

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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June 1, 2025

Local Man Claims “Black Panther Sighted at Texas Craft Fair,” Turns Out to Be Overpriced Artisan Candle

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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June 1, 2025

Local Man Claims Black Panther Sighting, Turns Out to Be Neighbor’s Cat on a Diet

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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May 31, 2025

Local Man Mistakes Black Panther Sighting in East Texas for Elusive Craft Fair Vendor

LIVINGSTON, TX – Confusion struck […]

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May 31, 2025

Local Man Discovers Oil Well While Digging Holes for Garden in Backyard

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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May 31, 2025

Polk County Residents Thrilled as Texas Craft Fair Features Handcrafted Items Only Available in Big Box Stores

LIVINGSTON, TX – Excitement is […]

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May 30, 2025

Local Man Insists on Calling 911 for Everyday Problems, Citing “Emergency Texas Hospitality”

LIVINGSTON, TX – In a […]

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May 30, 2025

Local Pig Wins Polk County Beauty Pageant, Declared “Miss Squealy Texas”

ONALASKA, TX – In a […]

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