LIVINGSTON, TX – In a shocking turn of events, a local resident of Livingston, Texas, has come forward claiming to have stumbled upon what he believes to be the world’s largest fried bologna sandwich. The discovery was made by Jimmy Ray Jenkins, a self-proclaimed sandwich enthusiast and lifelong resident of Polk County.
According to Jenkins, he was on his way to the annual East Texas Fried Food Festival when he decided to stop by the local diner for a quick bite. Little did he know that his order of a fried bologna sandwich would lead to a culinary breakthrough that could put Livingston on the map.
“It was like something out of a dream,” Jenkins exclaimed. “When the waitress brought out my sandwich, I couldn’t believe my eyes. This thing was massive – at least two feet in diameter and stacked with enough fried bologna to feed a small army.”
Jenkins wasted no time in contacting local news outlets and sharing his monumental discovery with the world. Rumors of the colossal sandwich quickly spread throughout the small town, with residents flocking to the diner to catch a glimpse of the culinary marvel.
Local authorities have yet to confirm Jenkins’ claims, but that hasn’t stopped the excitement from building in Livingston. The town is already making plans to capitalize on the newfound fame, with the mayor reportedly considering hosting a fried bologna festival in honor of the oversized sandwich.
As for Jenkins, he couldn’t be happier with his newfound fame. “I may not have won the lottery, but I sure feel like a million bucks with this sandwich in my belly,” he said with a satisfied grin.
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