LIVINGSTON, TX – In a bold move to ensure his survival in any apocalyptic scenario, local resident Billy Joe Thompson declared today that he is fully prepared after stocking up on an ample supply of Buc-ee’s famous Beaver Nuggets.

Thompson, a self-proclaimed doomsday prepper, took to social media to showcase his impressive hoard of the sugary snack, proudly stating, “I got enough Beaver Nuggets to last me through a nuclear winter, a zombie outbreak, or even a squirrel uprising. Bring it on, end of the world!”

Thompson’s neighbors expressed both admiration and disbelief at his unconventional survival strategy. Mary Sue Jenkins, who lives down the street, commented, “I always knew Billy Joe was a bit eccentric, but this takes the cake. I mean, Beaver Nuggets are delicious and all, but can they really sustain you during the collapse of society?”

Despite the skepticism from some, Thompson remains unwavering in his belief that his stash of Beaver Nuggets will see him through any crisis. “I’ve done the math,” he explained, gesturing to his meticulously organized stockpile. “With the calories and carbs in these bad boys, I reckon I could go months without needing anything else. Plus, they’re so dang addictive, I won’t even miss regular food.”

When asked how he plans to defend his precious Beaver Nuggets from potential looters in a post-apocalyptic world, Thompson simply shrugged and replied, “I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. But let me tell ya, ain’t nobody getting between me and my Beaver Nuggets.”

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