ONALASKA, TX – In a stunning turn of events, lifelong Onalaska resident and self-proclaimed fishing enthusiast, Bubba Joe Jenkins, has declared himself the new Mayor of Onalaska after catching a record-breaking catfish in Lake Livingston over the weekend.

Jenkins, known for his larger-than-life personality and love for all things fishing, reeled in a monstrous 80-pound catfish that locals are hailing as the biggest catch in Lake Livingston history. Not one to shy away from the spotlight, Jenkins wasted no time in asserting his newfound authority by setting up a makeshift “City Hall” at his favorite fishing spot by the lake.

“I reckon if I can catch a catfish this big, I can surely run this town better than them city folks ever could,” Jenkins proudly proclaimed to a group of cheering onlookers, who quickly dubbed him the “Catfish King of Onalaska.”

Despite lacking any formal political experience or approval from local officials, Jenkins has already begun implementing his vision for the town, which includes free fishing lessons for all residents and mandatory catfish-themed decorations for all public buildings.

When asked about his future plans for Onalaska, Jenkins hinted at the possibility of turning the town into a fishing-themed amusement park, complete with a “Biggest Catch” contest and daily catfish fry-ups.

While some residents have expressed skepticism about Jenkins’ unconventional rise to power, many are embracing the change with open arms, citing his passion for fishing and undeniable charisma as qualities that make him a natural leader.

As Mayor Bubba Joe Jenkins settles into his new role, one thing is clear – Onalaska is in for a wild ride under the reign of the Catfish King.

In related news, the Polk County Pagan Market has announced a “Catfish Blessing Ceremony” to honor Jenkins and his monumental catch, further solidifying his place in local lore as the unlikely Mayor of Onalaska.