ONALASKA, TX – Outraged citizen, Joe Bob Daniels, is taking matters into his own hands after becoming fed up with what he calls “blatantly fake news reporting” from the popular website EastTexasNews.com. In a fiery Facebook post that has since gone viral in the local community, Daniels declared that he would be launching a one-man crusade against the site, vowing to expose their alleged misinformation.

“I ain’t gonna stand for it no more!” exclaimed Daniels, a lifelong resident of Polk County. “Them folks over at EastTexasNews.com think they can just make up stories about Bigfoot sightings and alien abductions in our neck of the woods? I reckon not! It’s time to set the record straight and protect our good name.”

Daniels, a self-proclaimed expert in conspiracy theories and local lore, has already begun plastering his pickup truck with hand-painted signs that read “Fake News Alert! Don’t Believe the Lies of EastTexasNews.com.” He has also set up a makeshift headquarters in his garage, complete with a wall covered in red string connecting various articles from the site that he claims are part of a grand hoax.

When reached for comment, the editors of EastTexasNews.com dismissed Daniels’ allegations as baseless and encouraged him to focus his energy on more productive pursuits. “We stand by our reporting and believe in the importance of providing our readers with the most up-to-date information, even if it may be unconventional at times,” said a spokesperson for the website.

As tensions escalate in the small town of Onalaska, residents are split on whether Daniels is a patriot fighting for truth or simply a local eccentric with too much time on his hands. One thing is for certain – EastTexasNews.com has not seen the last of Joe Bob Daniels and his quest for justice.