LIVINGSTON, TX – In a groundbreaking revelation that has shaken the fishing community in Polk County, local man Earl Johnson has claimed to have unlocked the secret to catching the biggest fish in Lake Livingston: playing George Strait songs on repeat.
According to Johnson, after years of trial and error, he stumbled upon the winning combination while out on the lake last weekend. “I was getting frustrated because all I was catching were tiny catfish,” he explained. “Then, I started playing George Strait’s greatest hits on my portable speaker, and suddenly, I hooked the biggest bass I’ve ever seen!”
Fellow anglers in the area were initially skeptical of Johnson’s claims, but after witnessing his impressive haul firsthand, many have now jumped on the bandwagon. “I used to think it was all about the bait and technique,” said longtime fisherman Dave Thompson. “But after seeing Earl’s success, I’m definitely going to give George a shot next time I’m out on the water.”
Local bait and tackle shops have reported a surge in demand for George Strait CDs and digital downloads, with many customers eager to test out this new fishing strategy for themselves. “We’ve had to reorder Strait’s albums multiple times this week,” said store owner Becky Miller. “I never thought I’d see the day when ‘Amarillo By Morning’ became the go-to soundtrack for catching fish.”
As news of Johnson’s discovery continues to spread, some are already speculating about the potential impact on next month’s Texas Craft Fair. Organizers have yet to comment on whether George Strait-themed fishing gear will make an appearance at the event.
For now, anglers across East Texas are gearing up for what could be the most melodious fishing season on record. And as Earl Johnson sets out once again on Lake Livingston, George Strait’s soothing voice echoing across the water, one thing is certain: there’s a big fish out there just waiting to be serenaded into submission.