LIVINGSTON, TX – In a stunning turn of events at a recent estate auction in Polk County, local resident and self-proclaimed Elvis Presley superfan, Billy Bob Jenkins, managed to outbid all competitors for a one-of-a-kind Elvis belt buckle, dating back to the King’s iconic 1970s Vegas era. The winning bid of $500 also came with a certificate of authenticity, guaranteeing the authenticity of the rhinestone-studded accessory.
“I’ve been a lifelong Elvis fan and collector, so when I saw that buckle up for auction, I knew I had to have it,” Jenkins proudly proclaimed to a group of onlookers outside the auction house. “And now that I own this piece of Elvis history, I hereby declare myself the King of Polk County. Long live the King!”
Jenkins, who is known around town for his Elvis-themed pickup truck and weekly karaoke performances at the local VFW hall, wasted no time in asserting his newfound regal status. He reportedly began introducing himself as “King Billy Bob” and insisted that all Polk County residents address him as such.
Local reactions to Jenkins’ self-appointed title have been mixed, with some residents applauding his enthusiasm and dedication to the Elvis persona, while others have expressed confusion and amusement at the sudden royal proclamation.
“Hey, if Billy Bob wants to be the King of Polk County, more power to him,” remarked longtime resident Mildred Jenkins (no relation). “We could use some extra flair around here.”
As of press time, Jenkins has set up a makeshift throne on his front porch, where he can be seen holding court and waving to passing cars while blasting Elvis hits through a loudspeaker. Only time will tell how long his reign as the King of Polk County will last, but for now, residents are enjoying the spectacle of a local legend in the making.