LIVINGSTON, TX – In a shocking revelation that has rocked the community of Livingston, local resident Betty Sue Jenkins claims to have uncovered the true source of the incessant complaints being lodged against the neighborhood’s Homeowners Association (HOA) – none other than Bigfoot himself.
Jenkins, a self-proclaimed amateur cryptozoologist, stumbled upon the hairy creature while attempting to catch a glimpse of the elusive East Texas Black Panther. Instead, she found herself face to face with a towering, bipedal figure sporting a “Don’t Tread on Me” trucker cap and a “Make America Great Again” t-shirt.
“He was just standing there, arms crossed, shaking his head disapprovingly at the state of our neighborhood,” Jenkins recounted. “I realized then and there that Bigfoot was the one leaving anonymous notes about residents’ lawn ornaments and the color of their mailboxes.”
The revelation has left many in the community scratching their heads, with some expressing relief that the mysterious complaints can finally be attributed to a tangible source.
“I always thought it was just cranky old Mr. Johnson down the street,” said local resident Hank Williams. “But now that we know it’s Bigfoot, I guess I can sleep a little easier at night.”
In a bizarre turn of events, Jenkins claims that Bigfoot has offered to take over as the head of the HOA, promising to enforce strict guidelines on lawn maintenance in exchange for a steady supply of beef jerky and moonshine.
As news of the Bigfoot’s involvement spreads, locals are bracing themselves for a new era of governance in their quaint East Texas town, where even the most outlandish of creatures can have a say in community affairs.
